IT rekvalifikace s garancí práce. Seniorní programátoři vydělávají až 160 000 Kč/měsíc a rekvalifikace je prvním krokem. Zjisti, jak na to!
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

Nahoru
30.3.2015 22:09
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows.

Nahoru
30.3.2015 21:56
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The beginning of the programmer’s wisdom is understanding the difference between getting program to run and having a runnable program.

Nahoru
30.3.2015 21:51
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There are two types of programmers:

  1. SomeWhoCodeLikeThis
  2. And_others_li­ke_this

There is also a third type, not known to many, whocodelikethis­toirritateyou­..!

Nahoru
26.3.2015 20:45
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One programmer to another: Imagine you have 1,000 bucks; or better a round number — imagine you have 1,024 bucks :D

Nahoru
23.3.2015 8:41
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Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good. :D

Nahoru
21.3.2015 9:38
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Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google. :D

Nahoru
22.1.2015 21:42
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They just declare darkness the standard

Read more: http://www.ajokeaday.com/…ficacion.asp?…

Nahoru
24.11.2014 18:29
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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

Nahoru
7.11.2014 20:59
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Nahoru
7.11.2014 20:57